"the" Mrs. Astor

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Alive, But Barely

I awoke this morning with beach sand in my long blonde hair; apparently I had washed up on shore some time early this morning. The last thing I remember was my liver sinking in a sea of Moet, people jumping off it, and a flute playing Nearer My God to Thee. Fortunately, I already WAS in a dress, so I was able to get on the last lifeboat, but foolishly reach out for one last glass and fell over. I looked up and what did I see: The Palace and realized that The 7th, The 12th, and everyone else will be gathering for Your Last Sunday As a Free Man. Oh dear.

10 Comments:

At 10:11 AM, Blogger Showtune said...

and what a Sunday it shall be!

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

I'm scared; I need Ian.

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger Showtune said...

soon darling, soon!

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Jesse said...

I wish I were there to celebrate with you all, but I'll be there soon enough! Drink a glass of Champagne for me! :-)

Ian will be arriving shortly Alexis, don't worry he will come to the rescue!! :)

P.S. - Is J.J. Astor hiding in that picture somewhere? ;)

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

and all of this nonsensesness while I was at home, taking care of the kids...

oh I´d love to get this recipi...
oh I´d love to get this recipi...
oh I´d love to get this recipi...
oh I´d love to get this recipi...

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger Jesse said...

IAN -

Calm down babe! You will be a Stepford Wife soon enough! You will get the receipt AND the recipe!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!

Love Always,
Jesse :-)

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

oh Dear Jesse, would you like a cup of coffe? (glass smile)

 
At 11:14 PM, Blogger Jesse said...

Ian,

Why yes I would! What an obedient housewife you are becoming! I wish I could find a housewife as obedient as you are. I may have to go build one myself! ;)

Love Always,
Jesse :-)

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger Countess Bedelia said...

Darling, Ian has started a countdown to the wedding on his blog, but what does it mean in U.S. time? If I go by his website counter, you are getting married on a Tuesday at about 6 a.m.

I'm sure even the most avant garde bohemiam doesn't get married at the Palace in SoBe at 6 a.m.

So please give us a U.S.of A. countdown.

*kisses*

 
At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god for all the well hung men at the party. I used dongs as "floatation devices". I too have sand in my hairs and a few phone numbers in my bra.
kb

 

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