10 Naughty Vices

All contact has been lost with du Barry. The poor dear may have pulled a Natalie Wood. While we await word as to if she has been picked up by a passing Russian trawler (where she will probably be dining a la Russe in a very naughty way), I want to share the Flocker Vices.

Naughty Vices - Ten Bad Things That Are Good For You

1. Drinking to the point of embarrassment

2. Sleeping past noon

3. Shopping on credit

4. Sex with an ex

5. Gambling

6. Cream sauce

7. Calling in to work sick

8. Staying up late

9. Gossip

10. Plotting revenge

These are so delightful that they merit study on an individual level. We know our dear, dear friends over at PageSixSixSix pretty much have number 9 wrapped up with a bow, but we fear that The Countess du Barry might have number 1 in a death grip. Before contact was lost she gave me a buzz and described how spacious her two bedroom suite was on The Fascination. Before we got much beyond that, she excitedly exclaimed that she had to go because the ship was rocking to and fro. The poor thing was calling me from dry land in Key West.