"the" Mrs. Astor

Friday, February 11, 2005


Do you have a boy out of control? Is public humiliation the only thing he understands? Please send him here: 320 Lincoln Road. My office hours are 9 to 3 with a liberal lunch period. No boy turned away (yet).

2 Comments:

At 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I had an appoinment for public humiliation? Damn personal assistants! If you want something done right you've got to do it yourself. NOW! When can I be spanked? Monday? Aroung 2pm?

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Your appointment is confirmed. Call ahead, though, we may be running a little late.

 

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