10 Reasons Why I Like Floozies

1. Floozies are fun. You are unlikely to be bored with stock market chatter or issues like war or budget deficits.

2. Floozies are cheap. Well, certainly a lot cheaper that a high-class hooker.

3. Floozies always dress up. No ill-fitting house dresses here. (See below.)

4. Floozies like to dance. Usually by themselves on a table top to your delighted gaze.

5. Floozies are disposable. "Long Term Relationship" is not in their vocabulary.

6. Floozies hang around with other floozies. This becomes a vast, vapid, vat from which to choose.

7. Floozies don't want to meet your mother. Mine would die, so that's a good thing.

8. Floozies never say "no". Unless it's to a stupid question like, "Is it time to go?"

9. Floozies don't hold a grudge. They only look forward.

10. Floozies are good in bed. It's a given. How could you be the other nine and have principles in the sack?