"the" Mrs. Astor

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Club Kid Sexuality


Ms. Bees Knees--ever the social commentator--brings to the table an interesting question: were the Club Kids gay drag queens on acid?

Although certainly most of the boys were gay, sexuality was a tertiary point. This was not a scene where you dressed like a peacock on magic mushrooms and looked for a mate. It was one in which you displayed your abilities. They included the ability to astound, the sense of "the moment", the shock value of a color scheme, and even the correct way to wear a splatter of blood. This was a world that Amy Vanderbilt never contemplated manners for.

To be appalling was the rage, and New York ate it up; New York Magazine featured three club kids on the cover one week. Out of nowhere sprang hundreds of misguided, lonely, but truly creative "kids" who found solace in the wild world of the nightlife. Sex was not the first course on the menu. In a strange reenactment of Louis XIV's France, appearance and deportment, ability to amuse and entertain, and slavery to costume became more important than sex. Being photographed with Michael Musto was better than a date; being written up by him sent you to levels of orgasm more sensual than a blow job.

7 Comments:

At 5:14 AM, Blogger newplanet said...

I loved the movie "Party Monster" with Macauley Culkin. In one scene, they all turned up looking like they'd been massacred by Jason Voorhees. Torn off limbs, blood everywhere.

Quite fabulous, they were indeed.

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger the Witch said...

Acid? No, everyone (save this Witch) was high on coke and mesc, resorting to drain cleaner when the sugardaddies dried up.

It was an exciting moment in history.

 
At 7:08 PM, Blogger Ed Grow said...

Your ever faithful chronicalling of the club scene, whether it be gay gogos, drag queen supreme, or Ms Bees' hangout: Italian tramp-hookers, makes me proud to be an American. Love. (you sassy whore!)

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Graham-it was so funny to be at Blood Feast and NOT think that it was anything out of the ordinary. I needed help, too.

Witch-exciting it was; maybe that's why I could never stay home.

Ed-Yo MY sassy whore, bitch (snap in background, opera music wafting from apartment below...)

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger theColin: (xo) said...

oh
my
god
i am
a club kid.

wow. i had no idea. mm mm mmm.

Much Love!
Akh, XoXo

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Jesse said...

Uncle Alexis,

Where did the previous post go? The prodigal son of New England / reincarnate of The Mrs Astor BANNED? As If! Say it isn't so!

-Jesse

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Jesse, Mrs. Astor banned Newport, long before my ex-sister even thought to ban me. There's no use (right now, that is) to start something that will explode. I re-read the original post, and although I misunderstood the mighty office being sought, the feeling was positive about those who want to serve the little people. But,she who dabbles in politics will be strangled by politics.

Oh, and a much more sinister fate awaits when she tries to enter my town, again, bitch. "Double snap" (Thanks, Ed)

 

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