When Good Astors Go Bad
Pleasant thoughts:
Officer Brian: ("I'd feel a little more free to enjoy my meal if I were not wearing handcuffs and leg chains.")
Mrs. Astor: (I love him just the way he is. I wouldn't change anything.)
OB: ("I'd love to dig into this meal before me, but I think I should ask permission, first.")
MA: (I bet he wants to eat something without asking permission.")
OB: (I don't want to upset the apple cart, so maybe I will ask if I can take a bite.")
MA: ("Go ahead, bitch, try it. Ask me for "permission".)
OB: ("I don't want to go too far.")
MA: (Come this way, baby.")
OB: (OK,') "May I have a bite of......)"
MA: SMACK!
posted by Alexis du Bois @ 10:02 PM
8 Comments:
Alexis...who is that masked man? How can he eat that salad without getting any on his mask...what talent ;)
PS-want to surprise the Perner's in Chicago in a few weeks? Costume optional...muhahahah
You always hurt the one's you love and would like to see bent over a desk with the blotter pad mashed under their pretty faces while your driving Ms. Daisy.
k
goood times
Brian! What did I say about letting your cousin, "Thomas" out on a holiday weekend? He kee3ps gnawing on the bars of his cage saying, 'Astor". I can't have that!
Knottyboy, if I had kept to "office antics" I wouldn't be compromised like this. I'd just have a better secretary.
So...was the hair that is laying on the table formerly residing on the head of Mrs. Astor? And did Officer Brian remove it forcefully from Mrs. Astor's head? And is that why Officer Brian is being punished? And did said punishment involve whips, leather, and chains?
Curious Countess wants to know.
I forced "Thomas" to perform oral-anal sex on me on Lincoln Rd. for all the families to see. It was quite the show...
I forget what Thomas did to Heidi VanDitmar though....
Wait, wait, wait - back up the train!!!!
As my Uncle Alexis and Cousin Brian, I feel that you should both clue me in to this "Thomas" story. I am feeling very confused! Do tell!!!
Love Always,
Jesse :-)
Countess, like yourself, I wouldn't have been seen within shouting distance of such madness.
Brian, I told you not to release "Thomas" that night; now I have a real maniac on my hands. You need to come back, quickly.
Countess...
The hair on the table was a treat given to Thomas. You can see him worship the lock of hair on my blog. It's very unsettling.
Mrs. A...
I can't be blamed for whatever dark secrets in high society you hold. Thomas is but a boy, who doesn't know right from wrong.
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