The Herald Gets Revenge!

After years of my mocking it, The Miami Herald finally got it's revenge on me in today's paper. There, in a feel-good section of this mindless publication, I awoke to a full-page cover photo of me as Baby Jane Hudson.

Of course, I didn't see it first because I don't buy The Herald, but plenty of others did.

And the "In character"; I know that's a crack of some sort. The screaming has continued all day. and you can just catch a glimpse of those dainty lavender, bowed slippers that nearly resulted in my feet being amputated.

Then we'd both have to fight over the wheel chair.