The reigning Miss USA, Tara Conner is in trouble. There is a hint of "
behavioral and personal issues" which has caused officials of the organization and Donald Trump, himself, to pause and reflect on Tara's suitability to continue in the role of America's Sweetheart.No word yet on the issues, although the internet will surely hook on this fast. Poor thing, she's been competing in pageants since she was four and made it so much further than Jon Bennett. But, why when I look at those breasts do I see the ugly head of LUST rising all around her.
And, she's only 20 so drinking is a big no-no with the officials of the pageant. I guess I could be wondering about those crazy Arabs and why they're not happy unless they are slaughtering each other or whether that Senator Johnson is going to recover or just be propped up in his seat by the Democrats, but now I wonder about Tara and just what she did.
posted by Alexis du Bois @ 1:54 PM
4 Comments:
It's all fun and games until the press finds out you're an underage boozehound... perhaps she needs to follow suit with Paris, Lindsay and Brit-Brit, and leak a snapshot of an overwaxed snapper to the press for the feeding frenzy has begun!
OMG, not ANOTHER under-age booze hound. I thought we had stopped that.
You're too funny....
Leave the poor girl alone - I always advocate for overwaxed snappers!! ;-)
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