Mrs. Stuyesant-Fish wasted no time in coupling up with Henrietta; so many stories, so little time. One just has to imagine a drag-boy who worked for Meyer Lansky to grasp where we were. I didn't know until tonight that we are engaged with Henrietta for the entire weekend; oh, well, there are worst fates and this is one we are well-versed in. South Beach: Get Ready.

Henrietta was wearing way-too-sensible shoes; we were suspect of her motives.