"the" Mrs. Astor

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

I regret not posting for so long. Due to extreme circumstances, I have been working seven days a week at a job that has killed or incapacitated all my predecessors. Then, there have been the dramas a home. But, leave that for later.
It is not as if social life has ended; indeed, it is in full speed. I know that I will be accused of entrapment, but I threw a party at the Audubon Society, and--when Mrs.Styuvesant-Fish asked what the dress-code was--I replied "Oh, as casual as you think". So she showed up looking like Klondike Annie, while I showed up as Gloria Swanson. Sometimes, you have to show who is boss.
Of course, the media wouldn't stop taking pictures of me as much as I protested.


At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miss you honey badger, AVWW


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