"the" Mrs. Astor

Thursday, April 14, 2005


There's only one way to keep Ms. Bees Kness quiet, and this is it. I know it may seem a bit draconian, or even a bit sexy. But, it is the only way to keep her quiet.

6 Comments:

At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you loved ever minute of it. Damn we looked good! Too bad we can't see your face, Betty Page had nothing on you dear.

 
At 3:58 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

I like to keep my face out of "things"; you, know I'm from New England. You never deomostrate anything you really love to do.

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger Glitzy said...

I love that you used the word 'draconian'. You don't see that word around too much in blog land.

Ah Bees...such a vision of bondage...

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

I try to use "draconian" in every possibility. Like, "I know it's draconian, but I'd like ten packets of Equal with my coffee." Or, "The draconian way of getting there would be to slit two throats and turn left."

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a Thighmaster between her legs. About to get plowed and she's still obsessing about her celulite.
k

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Knottyboy you are evil and nasty; that's why I want to hug you the moment I meet you on that "Some Fine Day". By the way, that is not celuliite on Ms. Bees Knees; it is BITE MARKS. Don't tell her I told you.

 

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