"the" Mrs. Astor

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Feeling better.....



The road to wellness is a long one, but any doubts about the attempted poisoning are now put to rest.

I am recovering--slowly, of course, as would be expected of a woman of my carriage and demeanor--and awakening at odd hours. Dazed and frightened, I stifle a scream, clutch my pale throat, and quench my thirst with an old family recipe: gin.

Tonight I reviewed the tapes from the high-tech beauty mark/camera Jeremy gave me when he left for South America. Only now do I remember her: a baroness from some dubious region out in Red Country; she claimed to have an estate which produced the sweetest apples in the land. (I should have had her escorted out when I saw the accompanying group of Log Cabin Republicans festooned in common, corduroy knee breeches and flannel bolero jackets.)

As I have often said, treachery never sleeps.

5 Comments:

At 2:50 AM, Blogger The INFOSEC Consultant said...

Eternal vigilance is the only protection! The number of assassins tarted up as one of the lesser nobles that I have met -- it makes me pale just to think of it.

Glad to hear that you are on the road to recovery. Gin is a wise precaution and has been known to be a miracle cure for any number of ills.

 
At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe, like Rasputin, you are immune to the poison......

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I often wish I was there for you mrs.astor as I have worked Securities most of my life and would love to escort the unwanted and tasteless. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than when they fight and they have to walk away and live with the fact that a woman either blacked their eye or gave them a very,very sore throat. Then, I tell them they're lucky I really didn't hurt them and showed restraint. It's always a surprise when a woman kicks ass as I've been trained to do. And I've had my ass kicked so I know about the humiliation of it all. But I would love to be in your service madame!

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

I´m with the Pimpernel, Gym is a wise precaution,,, wait... he said Gin...

-rolls eyes- nevermind...

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Pimpernel, I'm more worried about "the lesser nobles" than anything else.

And, Babs, I can imagine it now: A mere gnarly gaze from you would send lesser nobles and other scum running.

 

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