Let this be a lesson to all you boys out there: Never, Ever wear five-inch heels unless you are used to doing so. The pains that develop in regions of your body which never spoke up previously will be a chorus.

Marcello, Tiffany, and Alberto; they specialized in different ailments of the anal region.

"Dr. Riley, Dr. Riley; your shirt has been found in the broom closet and your patient, too.

More pics; story to come. We are escorting Commission Bower to Halo again tonight; Matti is closing in and every gay vote counts. Leopoldo and I saw her in front of City Hall today and she said, "I didn't recognize you on Sunday; you were so tall."

Poor FernanDcute; usually he's so pretty. Head wounds are so not Fashion TV.

Sheila was feeling "It" that night; the last time she touched a head wound her husband, Seymour, had caught his cock in his zipper.