When Good Fringe Goes Bad

Some people just don't know when to stop. My case: Miss Deon's carrying forward of the fringed Capri pants of Sunday to fringed Ralph Lauren shirts. It's like a person who only accelerates when they should be applying the fashion brake.

We all had a lot of fun at bingo last night, which more than bowling I think, brings out some very interesting characters and character traits. Juicy's final number as Dolly Parton was particularly amusing.

My carriage now awaits for the ride across the Venetian Islands; tonight we are actually planning to go out, to Magnum's tiki bar on 79th Street. Who could ever have imagined it?