The world's gone mad today, and good's bad today and black's white today, and day's night today..... What was going through my mind when I promised to sing Cole Porter tonight at Score. Was it the immense pleasure I garnered by seeing my Sweetie? I wrote that post not knowing she was not only staying town, but staying in the penthouse of the Townhouse. Goog Lord, how far she has come; she even bought me a drink with a platinum Amex along with Henrietta. She is my greatest success story considering I supported her broke ass for ten years. Still, I have to worry about singing tonight; I can't let my mouth write a check my body can't cash. Mr. Astor is giving me a D Squared belt to soften the pain.