"the" Mrs. Astor

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Nine inches in two hours. That's not a porno movie, it's the amount of rain we received yesterday.
After watching hail the size of ice cubes rain down on the town and seeing cars floating down Meridian Avenue, we were treated to the most brilliant rainbow. That aside, many businesses and homes discovered if they had a weak roof the hard way. But nothing amazed me more that an article on the Drudge Report about the storm; I check the Report not because I adhere to its right-wing slant, but because it offers a wide array of articles from many different sources. This article was not as interesting as the comments underneath it, many of which accused Obama for causing the storm. I am never amazed by the number of stupid people around. What did Edina Monsoon say? "Why, oh why don't they tax just the stupid people?"

Of course, there are stupid people and there are crazy people, which includes the locally notorious Cat Killer of Miami. Miami (not The Beach) is full of crazy people, but this one beats them all. He has captured and mutilated 30 cats, the details of which are too gruesome to relate. What makes someone do this? There is a large reward out there, so there is some hope that the crazy one's crazy friends will turn him in. Stupid people should be taxed, but crazy people should be shot.

2 Comments:

At 9:41 AM, Blogger newplanet said...

Oh my word, how gay and proud is that rainbow! That's cheered me right up, so it has. But wait a minute, what's this about evil cat killers? Oh that high was so fleeting! Oh well. NPx

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Thomas Barker said...

I COMPLETELY AGREE!

 

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