Here is my sister presenting a birthday cake to the du Romel twins in Newport on their 18th birthday. Those cuties are the sons of The Countess du Romel, a Vanderbilt heiress who picked up a title and a mansion in Paris. You can call me tawdry, but if you look at the crotch of the twin on the left, you can see a the outline to heaven. Again, call me tawdry; you can call me that over and over. I am what I am.