"the" Mrs. Astor

Thursday, April 06, 2006

In Limbo, And Loving It



Season is ending and the weather is warming up, but we can always count on our customers to maintain the atmosphere of extreme fun, especially on weekends. Last Sunday they cleared the tables from the patio and began a Limbo contest (why hadn’t I thought of that!). The boys—all quite drunk—had a ball demonstrating their Limbo skills and I, subscribing to the theory that “If he’s good on the dance floor, he’s good in bed”, gleefully judged their performances. I am now studying “The Limbo, It’s Origins and Impact on Western Civilization.” and working on the design of my Limbo judicial robes. Boys, boys, boys; what would we do without them?


6 Comments:

At 4:26 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

why don't u just stop this nonsense and give the boys the Security Code of our apartment upstairs... I'm sure we (I) 'll find the way to "mesure" this kids "skills" in private so u don't have to look like a desperate whore stearing at them at the bar.

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

OK!!! it's *1144 or--for the inside crowd--*COCK. Come on down!

(I know Mikevil will not approve of your salacious activity, Ian)

 
At 5:26 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

Oh, that was me----Alexis. Ian, are you trying to take over my life!!!

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

no Hunny, that was you ALL DRUNK BY SIX!!

 
At 6:27 PM, Blogger Black and Tan Mark said...

*1144?!?!? So much for the super-secret password and gay handshake.....

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger Jesse said...

IAN!!!

OMG giving out security codes on the Internet for the whole world to see? This is putting the Royal Court in grave jeaopardy from all the pillaging village mongers! Why would you give such secrets away? Has The Countess Bedelia stolen you to her side, sworn your allegiance to her Court, and bribed you to commit treason? Well - that or you just want all the boys downstairs to partake in a gang bang! Either way - I am *SHOCKED*! :P

Love Always,
Jesse :)

 

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