"the" Mrs. Astor

Friday, February 26, 2010

It was snowing on Lexington Avenue again; in fact, it seems to have been snowing all winter up there. Nevertheless, all the New Yorkers made it in tonight, a tribute to the human spirit to brave the elements in order enjoy the snow in a much different way. Ah, Miami. Not all could make it out. Lahoma van Zandt was photographed being helped across Lexington Avenue by her faithful Korean sock puppet seamstress.

Preparations for the Winter Party continued today but, more importantly, the social ramparts were being shored up in anticipation of the arrival of Countess Bedelia, of Trannsylchusetts. It has been discovered that she is being escorted onto the island by one of her favorite lackeys, Black and Tan Mark; a more likable sycophant no one could find. She continues to threaten us with drunken orgies and dancing in the streets. The nerve!


At 11:11 PM, Blogger Countess Bedelia said...

OMG! Small world. That was Lahoma that I pushed into a snow bank on the corner of 50th and Broadway as she was standing between me and my favorite pub! Sorry, Lahoma.

The Winter Party is rolling out the Red Carpet on Wed nite for my arrival in South Beach. Are you ready!!!!

At 11:56 PM, Blogger Tosca15 said...

The Countess will soon be arriving. Be afraid, be very afraid.

At 1:53 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

We are ready, Countess. I will be at the welcoming table as you arrive along with Le Compte LaMot


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