"the" Mrs. Astor

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

To the great relief of some and the consternation of many others, The Baroness Seitzinger's foot was NOT amputated after her accident. Just one shoe was stolen in the EMR. An immediate demand is made for the return for this shoe, and--just in case there was any doubt--there are no negotiations with shoe terrorists. Either return the shoe, or face the entire resources of a bankrupt city to find it or....pay a handsome ransom for the match, and we will call it even.


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