"the" Mrs. Astor

Friday, April 29, 2011

Yesterday, I had a riotous afternoon with Mrs. Stuyvesant-Fish, and--today--had an equally riotous afternoon with that Baroness Seitszinger. The only difference was that The Baroness kept trying to steal my platinum watch. She almost fooled me the first time, when she gently raised my arm and said, "You have such soft skin." Then I felt the clasp come undone; after four more times, I warned her that I could survive life without the watch, but she would have a difficult time if I bit her ear off. Good times.


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