After lengthy negotiations, troop movements, repositioning the Great Southern Fleet, the purchasing enough of the new gold, corn, and making sure everyone had a new medal, The Baroness Seitzinger was elevated to her new title, Her Serene Highness, The Countess of Dade.  For the rest of the week schools will be closed so that the little monsters can line the avenues and wave to The Countess.  The Countess of Dade has repeatedly shown her generosity to the element of Society who deserves it the most: Old Money.