Being an "Ex" 101
Someone has to do it.
Ten Lessons to Learn for an “EX”
1. There is a reason why you are an “ex”. Focus on it.
2. Don’t beg; it’s so unbecoming. Bitch if you must, but don’t beg.
3. Being bitter never, ever brought anyone back..
4. If you are being paid to shut up, do so.
5. Don’t call me at work to ask how I am.
6. Don’t show up at work to ask how I am.
7. If you have custody of the pets, share that custody.
8. Be nice to my new friends.
9. Life is a banquet. Move on to the next course before it gets cold
10. There’s a reason why I loved you once; don’t ruin that, too.
Note to self: Don’t call someone and “ex” when you’ve slept with them just three times.
That’s a trick, darling.
posted by Alexis du Bois @ 3:32 PM
4 Comments:
Oh Mrs! You *do* lead an interesting and dramatic love life. So many posts lately that I am having trouble keeping up with them all. You, know, inbetween placating my man-boy slaves, and the lawn boy, pool boy, etc. I grow weary. (shuffles feet, pouty pirate)Love.
Oh, Ed, I can't say it's boring. But life here is so directionless; shallow and tawdry heaven, but pointless.
:)
THAT WAS GREAT! We love you Mrs. A!
Wait wait wait..
Isnt the rule
1- Trick
2- Double Trick
3- Friends with Benefits
4- Very Good Friends
+5- Affair
(Yes, I think it takes that long to get to "Affair" status.) Hmm.. I'll have to think about that one.
Dont let the city get you down, baby! (Like I'm one to talk..)
Love,
Akh
xoxo
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