"the" Mrs. Astor

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

That Pimpernel--ever the practical, if dissolute lecturer--took me to task for being too glum; and he is right. It is through these blogs, though, that we can explain why we are sometimes distant or disillusioned; why we are sad.

Whatever; it is important to keep the chins up and nowhere can that be better done than at this address: 12th and Ocean Drive. It is a magnet for madness.


There are daily poseurs who, at mid-day, arrive with a attitude that in no way is matched by their wardrobe assistant's talents. They do, however, received the attention and good will accorded to anyone with the gumption to wear a wig like that at noon.

Unfortunately, they come under the scrutiny of established stars of that infamous corner and seldom survive for long. Survival, indeed triumph, is attained by great talent, superb styling, and a poison ring.

And although a great beauty like Darko may drive up on his scooter to say hello and pick up his tax papers amidst gasps and adoration....

...true beauty can--at that corner--be more easily found in the back alley in the form of a mystifying abandonment of a pair of gold, lame', open-toed, high heels.

That corner speaks volumes of what goes on in this city.

7 Comments:

At 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who IS that Gorgeous Boy???

Sweetie dahhling,

Life is TOO SHORT to be miserable. With all that beauty that surrounds you, and the fact that you can sit on the beach and watch the sun rise in the morning, must make one grateful to have such beauty in ones life.

Even if you don't work at the Palace. To let life upset you that much is a travesty. You are too beautiful to be Blue...

"Blaaanche, you didn't eat your din din, so someone else is gonna eat your christmas 'Puddin!!!

Smile dammit

Jeremy

 
At 12:26 AM, Blogger The INFOSEC Consultant said...

and I always thought of myself as a pillar of rectitude...dissolute indeed! (well, come to think of it at times, I may resemble that remark)

I always remember the Bard, "me thinks he doth protect too much..."

 
At 12:58 AM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Thanks, Jeremy; your words are well-taken, except we all are human. Howevah, we do march on....

Please, Pimpernel; I googled "dissolute" and got your name just after Caligula.

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger Countess Bedelia said...

So that is what happened to my gold shoes! I must have lost them when I was being dissolute.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Countess, yours were silver; they are on display at The Victor.

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger Jesse said...

Alexis,

Those shoes match *PERFECTLY* with your new *GOLD* sequined shirt!! Perfect for the New Year!! :-)

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

oh pleeze, donĀ“t tell me you wore sequins...again...

 

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