Well, kept MY New Years resolution: go to be early, wake up all healthy, and write my resume from scratch. (Who knows where the disk with the other one is, but who cares.) How interesting it is to look over your life in the recreation of a resume. All resumes show only a part of what you really are.

In New York I worked for the same national corporation for 14 years; worked by day, that is. By night I combed the gutter clubs in search of its creatures to photograph and meet. My apartment was always open to the demimonde and many lasting friendships came down my way.

In Miami I have worked for four of the most popular venues at which the demimonde freely associate in the daylight. It seems like a dream come true is so many ways. And let's not even mention my childhood dream of living and working among palm trees. Still I am not happy.

Disastrous decisions have been made over my head (and there aren't many who can do that), and I feel that all the work I and Boris put in has been in vain. Hence, the resume, and everyone who knows me knows that when I make a decision it is a hard thing to convince otherwise of.

But, I did it and not only does it look fabulous, and that I have worked at the most fabulous places here, but now I feel fabulous because I promised Jeremy, Riley, Dr. Brad, and close staff that I would do it. What better way to start The New Year.

Now if I can just correct this other little problem I have of being sober........Jeremy!!!!!!