"the" Mrs. Astor

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The girls got together this afternoon at the High Tea at Twist. All the glamorous names were there: Mr. and Mrs. Astor, Mrs. Stuyvesant-Fish, The Baroness Seitzinger, Lady Mirna, and many others. Mrs. Styvesant-Fish seemed to command the setting, putting her gloved hands down Mr. Astor's pants and offering sniffs to lessor beings. She is too precious to hold this against her; if you can escape your handlers AND sniff underpants in public with no backlash, you have to have been doing something right all this time.


At 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs. Astor: handlers have put me in full restraints based on here-say from yesterday, and tales from that gin-hall certainly don't bolster my case. All best for a wonderful Independence Day holiday regardless to my delicate situation.
(dictated by Mrs. S-F and sent with her approval to avoid delay.)


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