"the" Mrs. Astor

Friday, April 09, 2010

No one likes jury duty; it is a human humiliation. The only notable part of it is you know that, in the pool of Miami, there are so few US citizens without a criminal record, that you are open game for it. So, acknowledging what Amanda and Henreitta have accomplished in the courtroom, I submit the theory that one might avoid their "civic", unpaid duty by being a cross-dresser.
How would you like your copy write law suit judged by a chanteuse like this (especially with only one glove)?
It worked well in the Nuremberg trials, but would like HER to judge your war crimes.

And, this? Well...you would be doomed from the start.
I'm ready.


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