"the" Mrs. Astor

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Only One Knows...

Yes, only Ed Grow knows why I need two ostrich eggs by next Wednesday. The Ladies Who Lunch are on the edge of their flocked velvet chairs wondering what I am up to. They will be put in their respective places when 1pm, Wednesday arrives. I will wear the same tea dress that Alva wore and bear the same triumphant gaze. Ed will be in my thoughts as the "bitches" are kept in place.

4 Comments:

At 9:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give'em your best Julia Child stare and tell them that they will go hungry. Better yet that it will be a DRY affair if they aren't kind to the hostess. That will surely get their attention.
Hugs,
k

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger mcgibfried said...

hmm. i too will be employing the use of two ostrich eggs on wednesday.. though i will be trying to take over the world!

 
At 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well for Goodness sakes, whatever it is, don't burn mine or there will be mucho hell to pay.

Regards, Ms Bees Knees

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Knottyboy is write. His self-induce hiding gave him the presence of mind to realize that I, yes, have to delay this LUNCH one week to assure the delivery of indrediants.

Knottyboy, here a "dry affair" is a day without rain. If you mean the subtle suggestion that libations may be withheld, I'd have a revolution on my hands. Are you trying to have me toppled, or something?

 

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