People can be viscous. As the song tells us, "they smile to your face" and then go about all that bad-mouthing.

Because he wears a lot of caps, scarves, turbans, and ski masks, Ditmar is often rumored to be losing his hair. This is scurrilous talk by self-serving scum. Nothing could be further from the truth.

In honor of his departure today for Austria, I am presenting proof that there is a full mane of hair on the top of Ditmar's head.