With the most dangerous terrorist group since Spanky and Our Gang now in custody, it is important that we don't become complacent. Terror never sleeps and by its very nature catches us off guard.

That said, would someone tell Princess Maxima of The Netherlands that pink and orange has never, and will never, work! The mere thought of this strikes terror into the most hardened troops fighting on the front lines of fashion. The former Máxima Zorreguieta is from a wealthy Argentine family and married (some would say snagged) Crown Prince Willem-Alexander. The Dutch royals are not, as a rule, glamorous or even vaguely exciting, but they ARE industrious and honest and obviously don't know about the walking time bomb in the form of Maxima. (The other Latina in the European royal playing field is Maria Teresa Mestre Batista, who was born in Havana.)

Memo to Queen Beatrix: The most dangerous terror is "Home Sewn".