Please Allow Stupid People to Die

Here I go again. When will stupid people stop being stupid? The answer is: Never. They were born and bred that way, and we will forever be burdened with rescuing them, watching them on Jerry Springer, or electing them to high office.

Another nighttime, naked swim in a dark, murky lake brought on an alligator attack yesterday. Sheriff’s deputies had to jump in the muddy lake and rescue another nutcase, Adrian Agpar Yes, Agpar; God only knows where that name comes from. But, the poor man, who lost an arm to a twelve foot alligator, did admit that just before tempting fate he had smoked some crack. Great thinking; he’ll get on Springer soon, now, and probably be kept in crack money from government disability for the rest of his life. The alligator, though, had to be tracked down and taught a lesson the crackhead should have: be put to death