"the" Mrs. Astor

Tuesday, April 24, 2007



And, another thing about "the incident" on Saturday. Really; if you are going to attempt to steal money out of the purse of someone, would you really pick a Super Hero like Wonder Woman. Aren't there bounds of stupidity any longer? In addition to having employees, customers, and eventually an undercover cop tackle you to the bloody patio floor, you have Wonder Woman come out with The Lasso of Truth. It's all over after that. The Lasso is admissable in court in this town.

The most surreal moment? Miami Beach police questioning Geraldine while dressed as Wonder Woman about the incident. It is one of the reasons I live here.

3 Comments:

At 10:28 PM, Blogger Countess Bedelia said...

One question....where was Geraldine's purse while she was in the Wonder Woman costume? Curious minds are trying to analyze the crime scene.

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger Alexis du Bois said...

Actually, in MY office as I let Geraldine and Tiffany only in there. The kid somehow wandered all the way back there, unchallenged and scruffy looking, muttered some sort of reply to what he was doing and tried to grab the purse. So normally, during the show, her purse would be locked in my office, Chief Inspector. :-)

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Tom said...

Please! Focus on what's important here! What's the name of the hot Latin man on the right? Would he be willing to try out The Lasso of Truth on me? Just wondering ...

 

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