I'm rushing like a mad woman to get to The Palace by eight to begin the celebration of our favorite Gaysian, Connie Chung. I've invited everyone who has a camera or computer problem to bring it to be fixed, and--if not--at least the laundry. We love Connie, I have hired one of the most famous Asian pop stars to attend in her honor. I'd tell you who it was, but then I'd have to kill you. More at eleven.