Leave it Florida to come up with this. "Floyd Seskin, MD" has solved the age-old problem of what one has to do to pee when on the golf course: Invent a golf club you can pee into complete with a "unique, removable golf towel".

"Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! " Only in this mutant state could this flourish.

Still, you have to admire the hutz-pah in this. Imagine the rest of us. How about the teapot that changes into the pee-pot? The entrepreneurial possibilities are endless, especially if you are going to have it made in China.

Thanks to good, old Riley for this treasure.