A more malicious smile you couldn't find; Mamie is beaming because she is seizing the moment to cop a feel. I have had to summon the social triumvirate together tonight since Baroness Seitzinger is totally out of control, too; I don't know what medication she has mixed up but her delusions and intrusions must cease. So we have all decided to settle these matter the old fashion way: a barroom brawl at Twist tonight at 6 PM. Now, I must summon the pool boy to fetch me a big hat pin, sharp enough to go through the Baroness's leathery skin and long enough to penetrate Mamie's multiple layers.