Why are the parents always the last to know....? We took KiKi out for another ride in his ducal carriage and ran into a pretty lass named Lola. Little did I know that KiKi and Lola have been carrying on a polite relationship for many months. Only the fact that we got him the wagon was he able to go back to the park and meet his distant love. All I had to do was look at the way he looks at her ass to know the devotion he holds in his heart. It is, however, like Senator Byrd falling in love with Lady GaGa when you think about it. Still, it warms my heart to learn that all those years he was accused of being gay and answered that he was just artistic, makes me love him more. Of course, he IS gay, but when you have some young ass in front of you, what are you supposed to do? Go to Twist?