The 7th Will do Fine
That Pimpernel is still in Switzerland, but he sweetly offered to parachute in some Swiss Guards to protect me from another mental breakdown. I politely declined the offer as Captain Jeremy, here, has done a fine job of protecting The Palace and The Countess this past month. As I have said before, The 7th is always there for us. Why just this weekend I watched them put down several peasant revolts. Why are peasants always revolting? You try to be nice to them and they soil your gown. The 7th had no qualms at all about putting them back in their place. Isn't Jeremy cute?
Pimpernel did suggest I make a goal and acheive it before I go crazy. That goal is to stop working seven days a week; I haven't taken a day off in eight months. To attain that goal: Bring Jesse down here to act as my co-regent. He's smart, he's from New York, and he can do a fierce Beyonce dance.
I know I can find him a place to live or a roommate, but it will be difficult to find him a boyfriend down here. It is just impossible, but away from that family from hell he lives and works for, I think a whole Jesse will come out and be very happy.
posted by Alexis du Bois @ 7:30 AM
6 Comments:
It isn't very glamourous, but there are no lack of Starbucks Coffee houses here in Toronto and they are always looking for a few good baristas. That is what you do isn't it?
Derwood is making pasta for dinner. Hurry or yours will get cold!
Derwood?! Why is my bf making pasta for you? I declare...
Mrs- if you still have an opening for a pool-boi, I have grown weary of being a student and seek a position inside (oo! That sounds very, how do you say: sale). Let the negotiations begin. Love!
Oh, Mikevil, I am so sick of glamour; it never was what it's cracked up to be. A simple home life is what I want again. The pasta sounds good; I'll be right over.
Ed, surely being a student is a wearisome as being a Working Socialite. There's always room for one more pool boi inside (Mrs. Astor blushes and snickers.)
I didn't know husband swapping was so popular still.
Jeremy is SOOOO CUTE!!!
About your trip, why not first Argentina and then NY?
you know, this is my plann.
first, taking you to all marvalous places in BUENOS AIRES (there are lots), including a gay tango show)
Then we could go visit a few natural wonders such as glaciars in Patagonia or maybe the falls in the north.
Then afterwards we could go visit Manhattan and a few broadway shows and have fun.
Well, that if I could save enough money to join you...
and I don´t think My skills as a "fuckeable Cortesane" would help me here...
ANYONE INTERESTED TO BUY A KIDNEY???
Milady, also known as the compasionate, the beautiful, and the long living,
The royal houses of New York implore you to visit our courts. Beset by the finest jewels and wearing the finest asian silks, you'll dazzle our young suitors and drink from our finest cups the juice of Bacchus. We'll dance the Charleston and gaily sing with the royal symphony such delights as "Dancing Queen" and "I'm Every Woman". Milady, our King has not such long had such a befitting suitor, and as New York society becomes stale with the stench of complacency, such a precence could only do good for both our beleagured souls. Such rumour of peasant revolts and intrigue greatly upset our hearts, and we beseach upon you the invitation to our distant beaches where you will be recieved with great glory and rich splendor. The high society of New York has much desired to recieve such a dignitary such as yourself, and our shores have not been touched with such a presence since your last departure. There is no more fitting a retreat for a lady of such high regard such as yourself than the salons of gold and velvet which appoints our walls. Fullfil our entreaties your Grace. Your vast empire will be under no disability as Jupiter himself has promised to reign supreme over your land and granted you young Heremes to take your arm and accompany you safetly to our great bastion. Dear Lady, we hope our invitation has found you in good spirits and the postion to find yourself in favorable agreements to make such a timely and precribed journey. We await word of your decisions, and send emissaries carrying the ord of Dardunus and a bust of Venus, so that you may always be reminded that you, in fact, are the most beautiful woman to be born unto us mortals - a gift from Phoebus.
Uncle Alexis,
I wouldn't quite call them the "family from hell" - that is def going overboard. I love them more than anything, don't get me wrong - just living under the same roof has gotten very difficult of late. In any event, I definitely look forward to coming down there soon and seeing you again. I really hope all the problems that have gone over lately will "blow over" like palm trees in a hurricane! I really want to help in any way that I can. It was so great talking to you and other members of the 7th on that day! Save me a seat! :-)
Love Always,
Jesse :)
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