"the" Mrs. Astor

Sunday, April 16, 2006

I have always subscribed to the sensible New England thinking of "Good Fences Make Good Neighbors" and this has never been more underscored by the new neighbors. My former neighbors in the home to the south were a nice, gay couple who were good friends of mine, and they had good taste. The new neighbors seem to have more money than taste and must be a little short on the good sense, too. They erected a huge, solid iron gate which happens to be wind-resistant and it blew down in the first hurricane last year. Then they decided that the existing pool was too small, yanked it out, and dug another twice as big just before the second hurricane which turned the back yeard into a swampy lake.
They other day I couldn't resist looking at the finished pool and climbed to the roof of the cottage. There's just no accounting for taste; that tacky TiKi hut is shadowed by the Flintstone-like rock decoration. Of course there is a fake waterfall in the jacuzzi section, too; I wouldn't have expected anything less.
Our back yard seems so much more sensible.

4 Comments:

At 9:48 AM, Blogger Ian Gutierrez said...

SHUT UP MIKEVIL!

 
At 1:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? i didn't say anything. I don't understand. Oh! That? Well, I'm sure you look just as good with green hair as you did with' blond'.

 
At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've not been swimming in a pool for such a looooong time. Well...that's not entirely true. I've been spotted numerous times swimming in a pool of my own filth. But that's for special occasions.
kb

 
At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

auntie mame has seriously some of the best quotes evahhh! it rivals valley of the dolls and whatever happened to baby jane. "live! live! life is a banquet and most poor suckers are STARVING to death!"

 

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