A Boy's Best Friend...

For his going away present I bought Jeremy a Mormon. These are exceptionally intelligent creatures, loyal (The Secret Service swears by them), of sturdy build, and the perfect companion. Most Mormons come in pairs, though; it seems they compliment each and work well together. Until recently, this was the preferred breed of folks in the upper Mid West; but there has been a sharp increase at the best shows around the country and they can be seen even in Miami. Jeremy named him Justin and--since he was leaving for South America the next day--could only play with him for a while.
Justin was not shy. When I told him I was one of the best judges of good breeds in this hemisphere, he eagerly posed, sat pretty, and wagged his tail on command. I don't know what it is about South Beach. Even the best breeding can be thrown out the window for the right treat or caress.