I had predicted that the disco ball curtains would be the hit of the day and caught one of our own, Carlos, playing with them early on.

But those inscrutable Chinese are the ones you really have to watch out for. My lovable Donnie proved anything purchased from The Oriental Trading Co. goes back there.

Truly, nothing makes people happier than disco ball curtains.

Like all Saturday afternoons, glamorous celebrities could be found in the wings.

Cinco de Mayo, Disco de Mayo....whatever it is about that day brings out love in the air.

And we all had a truly fun time. If you look closely, you can see an often-frustrated Jewish boy with a J.Lo ass getting down in the background. Jesse let his hair down, too.